Pictures
without a
are still in hand and for sale.
means
sold, gone, adios! Read how
to buy art.
FREE shipping included in all prices! $5 more for
USPS Priority Mail.
Come Early Approx. 9" x 8"
Acrylic
on wood panel
$30
El
Calamar Brusco 16" x 20"
Acrylic
and oil on wood panel mounted
on 1" x 2"s
$220
Young
John Fox 12" x 9"
Acrylic
on wood panel
Lina 9" x 12"
Acrylic
on wood panel
$40
Bins Oak 12" x 9"
Acrylic
on wood panel
$40
Waldo 9" x 12"
Acrylic
on wood panel
$40
See 12" x 9"
Acrylic
on wood panel
Jalapeño Sense--Tingling--! 12" x 9"
Acrylic
on wood panel
First
Fish on Mars 14.5" x 7.5"
Acrylic on wood panel
Boombot
in a Field with Smart Feet 6.5" x 10"
Oil on wood panel
Obligatory Matchbook Cactus 9" x 12"
Acrylic
on wood panel
Box of Mystery 10" x 8"
Acrylic on wood panel
It Is a Duck 10" x 8"
Acrylic on wood panel
Singer 8" x 10"
Acrylic on wood panel
Redneck 10" x 8"
Acrylic on wood panel
Hot 8" x 10"
Acrylic on wood panel
Lawyer 10" x 8"
Acrylic on wood panel
$40
Platy-something 10" x 8"
Acrylic on wood panel
Rodeo 10" x 8"
Acrylic on wood panel
Hearbot 10" x 8"
Acrylic on wood panel
Heavy Metal Thunder 8" x 10"
Acrylic on wood panel
Beans 8" x 10"
Acrylic on wood panel
Krylographs* *Stencil
paintings
Chimpbot
8" x 10"
Enamel on wood
$25
Space-chimp
2 (orange back.) 8" x 10"
Enamel on wood OUT OF STOCK
Mariachi 10" x 8"
Enamel on wood
$25
Olive 8" x 8"-ish
Acrylic on wood OUT OF STOCK
Gold
Robot for Star Boy 10" x 8"
Enamel on wood OUT OF STOCK
Toaster 10" x 8"
Acrylic on wood OUT OF STOCK
PRINTS!
Yow! All
prints are in unlimited editions, so collector
types should look elsewhere. I'm a reasonable
man, however, and will add that a sum of $5,000
buys you not only 20 prints of your selected
design, but the right to watch me destroy the
original. Maybe with an ax, or explosives!
All
prints are unframed and hermetically ziploc'd
for protection against the elements.
Shipping's
included for prints.
Electrobot 5" x 7"
block print
SOLD OUT!
More comin'.
T-Shirt
Pre-Preorders Show
of hands time. As current El Rey moneys are invested in
various schemes, yacht upgrades, etc., the next batch of
T-shirts is going to be a preorder thing. Various
nice people have emailed me to ask when oh when there will
be more shirts, but I just want to hear from the rest of
you.
Who's
in? Email me and say "I
will buy a T-shirt, honest" so I can get a feel
for the current zeitgeist.
Say they're gonna
be $15, and all shirts are gonna be the same color designs
as the old ones, but on black shirts. Don't send me a dime
yet; I'll hang on to everyone's emails and let you know
when the actual preorders start.
El
Rey of the Month Club!
12 (or 6, or 3) months of El Rey, sent to your door without
the hassle of actually doing anything at all!
Gift
Certificates! Can't
decide what to get that certain someone? Give the gift of
El Rey, conveniently packaged in $20 increments!
History
Lives I
went through some of the archives and put some old pictures
in the gallery and on
Flickr.
The
Man Who Would (Not) Be King Bill Braine wrote
this essay
(38K PDF) about my stuff. I like it a lot.
Deviant
Goods El-Rey-inspired doodads and
other nifty treats!